Mickey Mouse: And I bet the thing that your holding are joysticks.Įmily: Yeah, my brother calls these handles joysticks. And this is the remote control that makes the car go. Go/For Your Bed Only.Įmily: Here's the starting line, everyone. Dos’ Spy Organization should be cut from their funding and shut down under the Obama Administration, and Oso should be decommissioned and stuffed with normal stuffed bear parts.This is the episode transcript of Dr. In closing, there is only one conclusion: Paw Pilot:“Oh FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! It’s the hole under your nose!” “Is this a mouth?” Oso points to the sky. “Is this a mouth?” Oso points at the dog. Oso:“Is this a mouth?” Oso points at his ear. Oso: Wow, that’s sounds tricky! What’s a mouth?
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(Paw Pilot teaches Timmy and Oso how to chew their own food…) The fact that he was built in a lab using human organs and felt material, would explain why he is not fully capable of intelligence.Ī typical teaching moment with Oso goes like this: He is a “Unique Stuffed Bear.” Stuffed with what? Human organs and electricity? Witchcraft? But it does bring up the question “How did he get this way?” In a scene that could have been one of the best examples of Modern Existentialism, Oso came face to face with a lifeless stuffed animal.Īlas, because he is incapable of having a soul or feelings, it didn’t phase him. Special Agent Oso is described as a “Unique Stuffed Bear.” Dos here, preliminary reports indicate that you have just killed 72 million people… but Cindy in Southern Nevada needs help wiping her mouth with a napkin! Get there immediately and help out!” Oso: It’s all part of the plan… more or less. Wolfie:“FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, DON’T P….
Oso: “I like the color red let’s push that!”
Wolfie:“Oso, I’m standing right here and I just told you not to.” Oso: (Looks at Camera) “I forgot, which button did he tell me to push?” Now remember, the blue button turns on the water spigot, the red button will bring a nuclear holocaust across western Europe and will kill billions of people.” Rapide! Make sure and pay attention, because for some reason someone put the “Water” button right next to the “Hammer of The Gods” Atomic Nuclear Weapon button side by side. Wolfie:“Okay Agent Oso, today we are going to learn how to wash the outside of your Spy Train, R.R. “It’s all part of the plan…more or less” (followed by a “Wooomp woooomp” trombone sound) and the episode continues like nothing ever happened. Lesson 3: All is Forgiven if You Say “It’s All Part of the Plan…More or Less” –Īlso in each episode, in a fever of stupidity, Oso ends up destroying billions of dollars of military and government grade equipment, because he doesn’t listen to instructions.Īfter destroying 3 years of research and 36 people die in a fiery explosion, Oso says: Dos,’ via satellite for him to watch in his office alone. Shutterbug then sends these candid videos to Oso’s Boss ‘Mr. Dos finds out which kids need help because of the Shutterbugs, (Ladybug Robots with cameras) which have illegally broken into houses across the planet, and has begun filming your family as they get dressed and ready for work. Oso: “You mean I was just ON THE MOON …and I came all the way down here …and your Dad is sitting right next to you? I was ON A (&%$*#) MOONBASE! DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT WAS? HEY DAD!!! HOW ABOUT YOU CARE FOR YOUR OWN KID… COME AT ME BRO! COME AT ME!” Timmy only has about 17 minutes left to live!” Dos:“SILENCE! You need to go to Timmy’s house immediately!” Dos… I would think that by the time I get on the plane it will have worked itself out, so why d…” In Shutterbugs, some of our best local photographers share their passion for capturing beautiful and. Dos: “Special Agent Oso, you are clearly all the way on the opposite side of the planet, but we want you to go to New Jersey to help Timmy eat before his Dad is done reading the paper.” We then cut to Oso doing spy stuff somewhere in the world, and because the child’s parent “Has to finish watching the Microwave cook the food first” or “finish standing out in the front yard first,” he is commanded by Mr. Timmy:“I wish I knew how to chew my own food, I’m so hungry.” Timmy:“Daddy, I forgot how to chew my own food, can you help me?”ĭad:(not even looking up): “Well jeez son, I would love to, but I don’t care enough to stop washing this one dish over and over again. They are WAY too busy doing stuff to be answering stupid questions. Timmy COULD ask his parents to help, but the parents on this show really couldn’t care less about their children’s well-being. This is because the brain-dead little punk has once again forgotten how to do something that humans know how to do at the moment of birth. The show always starts with a child on the other side of the planet from Oso, unblinkingly staring at a normal household object.
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